Is Emu oil a remedy?

Question:
Arthritis relief with emu oil, do you know?

Answer:
We are Emu farmers, simular to ostrich but the Emu produces an oil that has been used for thousands of years by the aborigines of Australia. We have been promoting and selling the Canyon Global Corporation's oil products. Many people have been extremely happy with the products in relieving their chronic authritis pains. Much reasearch has been performed on these products. Now the oil from this living dinosaur is proving to be a 21st century wonder for deeply moisturizing and healing burns, rashes and skin diseases; and providing pain relief for muscle and joint inflammation associated with sports injuries as well as arthritis, bursitis and tendinitis. My wife and I do not have authritis but have friends and family that the Emu oil has greatly helped so we're just trying to spread the word about this great product. We have had plenty of satisfied customers, lots of which say they have never felt relief as they have felt from the Emu oil. It's really great to be able to help these people. I have plenty of free brochures to send out to anyone who is interested. There was a recent article in the Tulsa World about the local emu farmers. Seems a bunch of people all jumped in at once and what little market there was, crashed. Seems there's few facilities for processing the emus, and no market for the meat. My grandfather is a farmer, and he's seen a bunch of these schemes hook other farmers- salesmen hook the poor schmucks into getting into a booming market-to-be. Boom. Then Bust Now it seems they have turned to quack arthritis cures to make ends meet...... If you followed some earlier links to emu-oil analyses, you would have seen it's not very different from other oils you can get on the market, none of which claim to offer arthritis relief. Like other quack cures, if you do a little digging, they don't hold up to scrutiny. We have major Grocery store chains selling Emu meat, and restaurants by the hundreds. There are thousands of people getting relief from their aches and pains. Some of whice include my parents of which are most important. Some others to name a few are Troy Aikman of the Dallas Cowboys, other NFL teams, professional baseball, and 95% of the NBA teams use Emu Oil. Not to mention people that have had arthritis pains for years and all they hear about is to take one drug after another, and they try Emu Oil and break down a cry becaus they haven't had relief for years. It's people like you that keep something great from others. You shouldn't speak on a subject of which you know nothing about. Name all the people and teams that benefit?????? from Emu Oil and their location. I will call up each and every one and verify if it is true. My son has arthritis and I don't consider claims like this a joke. If they are true (and I haven't found any such miracle products to actually work so far), that would be great. If not, the people making such claimes should be jailed as far as I am concerned.